Wednesday, November 1, 2006

With hospitals come Straws

Today as I sit here comfortable (to an extend- as being squashed into my little corner can get crampy), relaxed (when I force my brain to wonder from the numerous things I must accomplish in the next few days), fully clothed (with extra blankets and such) and warm (my room is anything but warm, but I would consider it only to be a small cooler, and we all know there are many things colder than that!) I think and pray for those in worse off situations, especially today, for my dear sister.

At this very moment she is lying in a hospital bed wearing nothing but a hospital robe, with an old- freaky sounding, according to what I've been told- doctor hunched over her attacking her with all sorts of sizes and shapes of equipment! Thankfully she is drugged and, if all goes according to plan, will have no recollection of today's events.
However, if today's events consisted of an attractive, kind, young, male nurse . . . she may want to remember what occurred. Or perhaps it is not a young nurse but instead an older doctor who does not often show kindness but cynicism, who walks with a cane and who's name happens to be Gregory House! Though I suppose that would be nearly impossible since he was arrested last night!

So I dedicate this to her and all her probable discomfort today and for a number of days to come. It is nothing of serious issues that this operation is for, and it is believed she will walk away from it a better person (appearance wise if nothing else).
And to her when she reads this, just remember the good things that can come from drinking everything with a straw

~the cutest boy I ever say was sipping soda from a straw . . . I asked him if he'd teach me how to sip my soda from a straw . . .~

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Laury! Well, I'm sorry to break one theory...I will not be drinking things from straws as it will apparently tear my stitches...in face even my specially purchased sippy cups must be cut because I'm not allowed to sip... Also, just thought I'd add to all of you who have ever wondered...I have decoded the legend of the hospital smell...when admitted into the hospital, I was not permitted to wear underwear of any sort...or deoderant or perfume...this means bad smell...anyways, that's all for now I can't type while holding a heating pad up to my face...love you Lauren...and if I agree to a picture, you are NOT allowed to show ANYONE!

Anonymous said...

i love sippy cups if I was still allowed to drink out of sippy cups i would still drink out of sippy cups...sippy cups rock...but seriously hope you feel better and enjoy those sippy cups once you can use them again